More Witty Women on Sex, Self-Estem and Politics!

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I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it :D Mae West

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body. :lol: Joan Rivers

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you're got. Sophia Loren

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again :D Erma Bombeck

It's the good girls who keep the diaries : the bad girls never have the time. Tallulah Bankhead

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. Cornelia Otis Skinner

Guilt is the price we pay willingly for doing what we are going to do anyway. Isabelle Holland

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter : it usually spoils later. Abigail Van Buren

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. Agatha Christie

I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it. Mae West

I have a brain and a uterus and I use both Congresswoman Patricia Schroeder

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should me through linoleum. Tallulah Bankhead

You don't mange people; you many things. You lead people. Admiral Grace Hooper

If women can sleep there way, they aren't there?.......There must be an epidemic of insomnia out there. Ellen Goodman

For an actress to be a su she must have the face of , the brains of Minerva; the grace of Terpsichore; the memory of Macaulay; the figure of Juno and the hide of a rhinoceros. Ethel Barrymore

Gingers Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.variuosly attributed to Faith Whittlesy, Linda Ellerbee and Ann Richards

Don't be humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Gloria Steinem

A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realise how strong she is. Nancy Reagan

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh --- at your could I possibly overthrow the government when I can't even keep my dog down ? Dorothy Parker

In politics; if you want anything said; ask a man; if you want anything done; ask a woman. Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put make up on two faces. Maureen Murphy


Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two present that get all the publicity. But then --- we elected them. Lily Tomlin

I hope you enjoy these ones as well.

RRB
 

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Robinredbreast said:
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I hope you enjoy these ones as well.

RRB

Yes indeed RRB :D :clap:
 
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What NOT to say to a woman

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1) "What did you do to your hair?"

2) "They both look the same to me."

3) "Relax."

4) "I've got it all under control."

5) "You're not one of those feminists, are you?"

6) "When are you due?"

7) "You're being emotional."

8) "You're acting just like your mother"

And, my personal 'gem' ..... "Was I with you when we went there?"