MORNING SEX

[Randburg]

MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

 

[Celsus]

**** wicked sense of humour...

Well OK, nothing wrong with very hardboiled eggs, if that is what it takes.
Mind you, where I am from in Denmark, our local speciality is named 'Sun Eggs' and they need to be boiled for up to 40 Minutes.

 

[Pasha]

Remember this " A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find".