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<blockquote data-quote="Randburg" data-source="post: 876108" data-attributes="member: 73375"><p><img src="http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/file:///C:/Users/Brian/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">MORNING SEX </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">He walked in; She turned and said,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">You've got to make love to me this very moment.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">His eyes lit up and he thought,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">'This is my lucky day.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">and then gave it his all;</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Right there on the kitchen table.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Afterwards she said,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">'Thanks,'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">and returned to the stove.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">More than a little puzzled, he asked,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">'What was that all about?'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">She explained,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">'The egg timer's broken.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Randburg, post: 876108, member: 73375"] [IMG]http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/file:///C:/Users/Brian/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.jpg[/IMG] [B][SIZE=5]MORNING SEX She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'[/SIZE] :(;)[/B] [/QUOTE]
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