Mother in law

[myrio]

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY MOTHER IN LAWS GRAVE TODAY ---------------------------SHE THINKS I AM DIGGING A FISH POND

 

[chris lowe]

I always used to say I worshipped the ground she was going in. At the moment she's still on a shelf in the garage and if she doesn't move out soon I'm going to use her round the roses!

 

[myrio]

I was outside a bank waiting to use cash machine when an old lady asked me to check her balance---------------------so i pushed her over

 

[chris lowe]

I was outside a bank waiting to use cash machine when an old lady asked me to check her balance---------------------so i pushed her over

You are not going to heaven!

 

[Robinredbreast]

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY MOTHER IN LAWS GRAVE TODAY ---------------------------SHE THINKS I AM DIGGING A FISH POND

Was it Les Dawson who used to do the MIL jokes ? lol

 

[WeeWillie]

Heck, I ain't been in here for yonks, and there's some goods one's flying around.


Anyway,
Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door,

And asked her to shut her blinds.

 

[zand]

Heck, I ain't been in here for yonks, and there's some goods one's flying around.


Anyway,
Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door,

And asked her to shut her blinds.

I really am laughing out loud now!

 

[myrio]

I am not saying my mother in law is ugly ---------------------but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap

 

[myrio]

I always know when mother in law is comming to stay ----------------- the mice throw themselfs on the traps

 

[chris lowe]

I always know when mother in law is comming to stay ----------------- the mice throw themselfs on the traps

Ha! I bet you really love your mother in law