Robinredbreast
Oracle
- Messages
- 18,446
- Location
- Planet Earth
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Bullies, Liars, Trolls and dishonest cruel people
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
Anything good in life is either illegal,immoral or fattening
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
Celibacy is not hereditary
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
The other line always moves faster
MURPHY'S GOLDEN RULE: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST :wink:
Anything good in life is either illegal,immoral or fattening
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
Celibacy is not hereditary
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
The other line always moves faster
MURPHY'S GOLDEN RULE: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST :wink:
