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Names to never call your kid

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Dixon1995, Oct 5, 2018.

  1. Robbity

    Robbity Type 2 · Expert

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    I think it was probably my grandad! Others from him were How Hi (is a Chinaman), and Is-a-bell Necessary (on a bicycle) and my all time favourite as a very little girl - swear words that weren't:
    I chased a bug around a hill,
    I'll have his blood, he knows I will...​
    (Not to be said when Mummy or Grandma were around though...:D)

    But he also taught me a whole lot of useful stuff as well!

    Robbity
     
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    Robbity Type 2 · Expert

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    Having what my mum used to call a daft halt hour:

    Ken Tuckifride ​
    and his mate
    Fynn Gerlicken-Goode​

    and their negative little friend

    May B Knott​
     
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    Pasha Prediabetes · Expert

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    GeraldFitzpatric and PatricFitzgerald was also trotted out when I was a schoolboy.
     
  5. Robbity

    Robbity Type 2 · Expert

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    Pip Emma ( as in p.m. = afternoon; used in signals to clarify letters used in signals etc. But also on radio when announcing the time during WW2, which is where I heard it regularly as a very tiny child and decided it was a great name for one of my - at that time very few - dolls!)
     
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    Lou Rolls
     
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    Ailsa Craig

    Ailsa (IMO) is a pretty name, but Ailsa Craig is a great lump:

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    Robbity Type 2 · Expert

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    If your name is Phylis, prey that you never get knighted!!!! ....... Arise Sir Phylis
     
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    My Dad (a headteacher) once had a child in his school called Oliver Twist. I kid you not
     
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    Callum Murray.

    Theresa Greene.

    Nora Bolte.
     
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    Everard Corns ( This is someone’s actual name..... ).
     
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