Ode to the Spell Checker

[Randburg]

"Ode to the Spell Checker"

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

 

[Giverny]

Spell checkers are all good until you end up telling a friend for the final time how much you DUCKING HATE MUSHROOMS.

 

[Heathenlass]

LOL LOL !
If spell checkers are bad, phone autocorrect is worse

*WARNING* Do NOT click on this link if easily offended by what phones think you want to say ! Or just easily offended

Personally , I think Apple and Android programmers have an evil sense of humour.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/the-most-concerning-autocorrect-fails-of-all-time

Signy

@Giverny , feel free to delete if you feel it's inappropriate - it's just too good not to share

 

[zand]

@Heathenlass that is the funniest link ever. I laughed so much I have hurt my muscles more , I'm still laughing now. Thank you

 

[Heathenlass]

@Heathenlass that is the funniest link ever. I laughed so much I have hurt my muscles more , I'm still laughing now. Thank you

Oops! Sorry, I would hate to make you hurt more (I hope that's passed by now) but glad it made you laugh

@Randburg, sorry for adding this to your excellent post , I didn't think to make my own thread at the time

Signy