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Old age

The older I get the more difficult it is for me to touch my toes let alone see them.
Age is about mind over matter. If you don't mind it does not matter.
Age is proportional to the number of tablets taken to keep me alive and to the doctor in business.
Age is when you need a telescope to see the nudists on the beach from the beachside cafe.

"Grandpa, how old are you?", "So old I cannot remember" "Well I can't count yet so we must be the same age"?
"They is a good argument, grandson But my bones can count everyday I have walked". "Well Grandpa, Dad told me there are 206 bones in our body so that is a great age to be". Is Grandma the same age"? "Funny thing that, Grandson, she is 205. Someone stole her rib"
 
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