WeeWillie
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 2,556
- Location
- UK
- Type of diabetes
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
Old Gravestones.
Not all that funny, but what the heck.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy
the scenery on a detour.
And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries
to read some fascinating words on old gravestones.!
1.
Harry Edsel, Birmingham, UK.
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the lift shaft to see if the
car was on the way down.
It was.
2.
In a Thirsk cemetery.
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up
and no place to go.
3.
On the grave of Jamieson McFarlane in
Dalhousie Cemetery, Scotland.
Here lies Jamieson McFarlane, Age 102.
Only the good die young.
4.
In a London, cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
5.
In a Ribbesford, UK, cemetery.
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
6.
In a Liverpool UK, cemetery
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon him for not rising.
6.
In a Bradford, UK, cemetery
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Pushed the clutch but not the brake.
7.
A lawyer's epitaph in London UK.
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.
8.
John Penny's epitaph in Wimborne, UK, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
9.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, UK .
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.
10.
Jane Brown's grave in St Ives, UK,
Here lies the body of our Jane,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
11.
On a grave from the 1880s in Scarbourgh, UK.
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod,
Pease shelled out and went to God.
12
In a cemetery in Leeds UK.
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by
writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.
Not all that funny, but what the heck.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy
the scenery on a detour.
And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries
to read some fascinating words on old gravestones.!
1.
Harry Edsel, Birmingham, UK.
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the lift shaft to see if the
car was on the way down.
It was.
2.
In a Thirsk cemetery.
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up
and no place to go.
3.
On the grave of Jamieson McFarlane in
Dalhousie Cemetery, Scotland.
Here lies Jamieson McFarlane, Age 102.
Only the good die young.
4.
In a London, cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
5.
In a Ribbesford, UK, cemetery.
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
6.
In a Liverpool UK, cemetery
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon him for not rising.
6.
In a Bradford, UK, cemetery
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Pushed the clutch but not the brake.
7.
A lawyer's epitaph in London UK.
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.
8.
John Penny's epitaph in Wimborne, UK, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
9.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, UK .
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.
10.
Jane Brown's grave in St Ives, UK,
Here lies the body of our Jane,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
11.
On a grave from the 1880s in Scarbourgh, UK.
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod,
Pease shelled out and went to God.
12
In a cemetery in Leeds UK.
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by
writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.
