Our Man Shed

[Enclave]

Starting to get really fond of cobwebs now .... It's smells odd in here now ...was it the F thing ? (Behave)

 

[Clivethedrive]

Starting to get really fond of cobwebs now .... It's smells odd in here now ...was it the F thing ? (Behave)

Recken we ought to set up a female alert system say i mile radious

 

[WeeFergus]

Couldn't we invite them over, but not make them too comfortable? I'm thinking straw bales to sit on, and keep those spiders...that sort of thing? And I liked the way it smelled here before...is someone trying to tell me something? huh?

I can easily put up with straw bales but spiders are a completely different matter. Those horrible big black monsters with all their legs are enough to keep me (and my best friends Raquel and Sophia) out forever.

 

[Robinredbreast]

I can easily put up with straw bales but spiders are a completely different matter. Those horrible big black monsters with all their legs are enough to keep me (and my best friends Raquel and Sophia) out forever.

Okay, guys I will get rid of the spiders for you, they don't bother me at all, but, a snake in the grass ( or shed ) is another thing

 

[zand]

Okay, guys I will get rid of the spiders for you, they don't bother me at all, but, a snake in the grass ( or shed ) is another thing

Noooooo not the snakes, please.

 

[jay hay-char]

Couldn't we invite them over, but not make them too comfortable? I'm thinking straw bales to sit on, and keep those spiders...that sort of thing? And I liked the way it smelled here before...is someone trying to tell me something? huh?

Reminds me of a little book called "The Specialist", about "The champion privy-builder of Sangamon County". You may have heard of it, or read it.

Amongst the jewels of wisdom he imparts is the suggestion that, if you're a farmer, you cut notches in the loo seat. This ensures that your farmhands don't take long "comfort breaks" - because they can't get comfortable.

 

[Enclave]

I like snakes

 

[Jaylee]

I like snakes

It was said that a snake tempted Eve.
When in fact, the snake "enlightened" her.. 'Twas "God" trying to keep everyone in the dark..!


.... Don't mind me! I just came in to use the lawn mower...

 

[Enclave]

It was said that a snake tempted Eve.
When in fact, the snake "enlightened" her.. 'Twas "God" trying to keep everyone in the dark..!

A ?
I just like snakes because they eat mice ....hate mice

 

[zand]

Reminds me of a little book called "The Specialist", about "The champion privy-builder of Sangamon County". You may have heard of it, or read it.

Amongst the jewels of wisdom he imparts is the suggestion that, if you're a farmer, you cut notches in the loo seat. This ensures that your farmhands don't take long "comfort breaks" - because they can't get comfortable.

Oh that's why my dad did that!

 

[zand]

A ?
I just like snakes because they eat mice ....hate mice

I think I've finally caught all of our mice now. 18 of the dear little things, 17 of which are happily playing in their mousy heaven.

 

[Jaylee]

A ?
I just like snakes because they eat mice ....hate mice

Love snakes. Adore mice.

Now which one of you last used the mower without emptying the cuttings??

 

[Jaylee]

Recken we ought to set up a female alert system say i mile radious

I would be more concerned about "terminator" style sentient beings hell bent on mankind's annihilation, assimilating our lawn mowers....?!

 

[Enclave]

Love snakes. Adore mice.

Now which one of you last used the mower without emptying the cuttings??

The wife loves mice and snakes and spiders .... She is the only one to use the lawn mower ... Who let her in ! She's ment to be in the girl shed

 

[Enclave]

I think I've finally caught all of our mice now. 18 of the dear little things, 17 of which are happily playing in their mousy heaven.

Ooooooo your not ment to kill them .... The wife will kill me

 

[zand]

Relax, these were at home, not in our man shed. So the wife can't blame you at all. If any of the little blighters had gone into the humane trap where I could set them free to live somewhere else I would've. They didn't so I couldn't.

Edit: Anyhow @Enclave this is our man shed, so if it did happen here, what's it got to do with the wife?

 

[Robinredbreast]

It was said that a snake tempted Eve.
When in fact, the snake "enlightened" her.. 'Twas "God" trying to keep everyone in the dark..!


.... Don't mind me! I just came in to use the lawn mower...

I hoped you asked first

 

[Enclave]

Who put the bee hive in the garden ? They look nice but there is a buzz about them

 

[Jaylee]

I hoped you asked first

Of course I did.! Though I seem to remember knocking on the girls shed by mistake first..

It went like this.....?

 

[Enclave]

Ok .... Everyone out ...NOW .... Don't run, walk ...the shed is returning to its normal size in the next thirty minutes.... So grab the tea urn, dart board, sofa and rug and stand in zone three in the garden .. The opposite side of the garden from the bee hive. Someone bubbled us up to the planning office and we are not allowed the extra interior size ..it has to return to its normal size ...now