Cumberland
Master
- Messages
- 14,659
- Location
- Cumbria
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Foodwise Nuts & Mushrooms (Vomit)
pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender ask's, "whats with the wooden leg?"
Pirate replies, arrr me leg was blown off in a battle.
bartender: well whats with the hook
pirate: arrr i lost me hand in a sword fight
bartender: ok, but what about the eye patch?
pirate: twas looking up at a flock of sea gulls flying by and one of em pooped in me eye
bartender: hang on, you cant lose your eye just cos a bird pooped in it!
pirate: arrr but it was me first day with the hook.
The bartender ask's, "whats with the wooden leg?"
Pirate replies, arrr me leg was blown off in a battle.
bartender: well whats with the hook
pirate: arrr i lost me hand in a sword fight
bartender: ok, but what about the eye patch?
pirate: twas looking up at a flock of sea gulls flying by and one of em pooped in me eye
bartender: hang on, you cant lose your eye just cos a bird pooped in it!
pirate: arrr but it was me first day with the hook.
