Police

[Viv0147]

Last night there was a break-in at our local police station and all the toilet seats were stolen. The police in a press statement said they had nothing to go on.

 

[Squire Fulwood]

You haven't run out of Christmas crackers yet then?

 

[nomoredonuts]

Vandals broke a hole in the wall of the local nudist colony. The Police are ..... etc



(Does anyone even say nudist colony any more?)

 

[CollieBoy]

Was taking my MiL round her old area today and took her to some family graves!
Puzzled by the new road systems in Manchester, she asked "How do you get into Peel Green Cemetry?" my wife nearly crashed when I replied "First you have to die ..."

 

[Doriand]

Australian Police Awaiting the Easter Rush