I am the most rubbish gamer in history, mario I can get him to do 3 steps then lose every life.
I had colin McCrae racing I was on the grass, Colin shouting at me, lost
Don't mention the Simpsons, couldn't get homer a doughnut.
Fighter pilot, upside down, no sky for me
I do have a genuine Atari woody game consol, frogger, frogs crushed by logs, miss pacman dead.
I blame my wonky eye, I cannot play tennis or badminton either because of it
So anyone for a game of scrabble