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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 1968300" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong>PUNS FOR THOSE WITH A HIGHER IQ</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Every calendar's days are numbered.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>* Acupuncture is a jab well done.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 1968300, member: 131793"] [B]PUNS FOR THOSE WITH A HIGHER IQ[/B] [B]* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.[/B] [B]* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.[/B] [B]* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.[/B] [B]* Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.[/B] [B]* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.[/B] [B]* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.[/B] [B]* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.[/B] [B]* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?[/B] [B]* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.[/B] [B]* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.[/B] [B]* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.[/B] [B]* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.[/B] [B]* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)[/B] [B]* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.[/B] [B]* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.[/B] [B]* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.[/B] [B]* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.[/B] [B]* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed[/B] [B]* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.[/B] [B]* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.[/B] [B]* You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.[/B] [B]* Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.[/B] [B]* Every calendar's days are numbered.[/B] [B]* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.[/B] [B]* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.[/B] [B]* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.[/B] [B]* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.[/B] [B]* Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.[/B] [B]* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.[/B] [B]* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.[/B] [B]* Acupuncture is a jab well done.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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