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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

better have sorted itself out by then or im emigrating
 


Preparing Liquid Evil .....



Preparing suit .... DEFLATE, ya wee buggers, NOT inlfate !




Actually, let's use this as a punishment for those who abuse disabled parking places, before removing the decon suit and shoving them 101 !
 
If they can spell supercalafabulisticexpealodocious they get to stay in the waiting area temporarily till we decide what to do with them
As long as they don't sing it.
 
Preparing Liquid Evil .....



Preparing suit .... DEFLATE, ya wee buggers, NOT inlfate !




Actually, let's use this as a punishment for those who abuse disabled parking places, before removing the decon suit and shoving them 101 !
Yes to that, and parking attendants who allow mates to park in disabled space without penalty, but give me a ticket for having the wrong time on clock, even though I was there for less than 5 mins.
 
Yes come back soon Mrs B.
 

Sheep bothering is over for the day, thankfully! Now just getting something to eat and clean up a bit before reporting for duty....

Oh and while I'm thinking about it, let's chuck in HCP's who blather on with nonsense when they don't know the answer. Here is today's classic :

Dietician (part and parcel of review, sadly)

" Your HbA1c is good.. 48"
Me: "Oh that's a shame, I thought it would be lower "
Her: " Oh we don't want it any lovwer"
Me: (thinks) Who the hell told her she is royalty ? "We" indeed. Paranoid delusions of grandeur.
Me: Why not ?
Her: "It throws all the other figures "
Me: "Whaaaaaaaat ??" (Thinks) "She talking utter b*llocks and shi*e "
Me: Please explain?
Her: Good bye! Keep up the good work !" (remember, SHE thinks I follow her "Eatwell" advice )
Me: (muttering) They are mad, all completely barking
(Exits corridor left, shaking head in amazement and muttering "throws the other figures, what ducking figures, she has NO clue what she's talking about ")

Guards (nurses) from @MrsB 's ward escort Signy from diabetic clinic....
 
Do 'we' not want it any lower to preserve your hypo awareness?

That's the only reason I can imagine. But then what I don't know about t1 would fill several of those black holes Mr Satindoll is installing...

Mind you, Signy, I'm impressed with your forbearance.
 
Chuck her in with the Eatwell plate to play frisbee with. Hope she slips in all the spew.
 
I'll nominate people who "buy" things on eBay, then don't appear to want to pay. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
 
I'll nominate people who "buy" things on eBay, then don't appear to want to pay. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
Yes, and people who sell stuff as new when it clearly isn't!
 
How very dare you like that Brunneria!!!!



I'm not really getting the hang of this, am I?
 
How very dare you like that Brunneria!!!!



I'm not really getting the hang of this, am I?


I'm an eBay veteran. Usually buyer. Try and pay immediately.
Get very embarrassed when I'm a day late. Always send a grovelly little note if it happens.

By the way, how do you change the font colour? I can't work it out?
 
OK. OK. My humour can be a bit obtuse.

I was suggesting (in jest) Brunneria liked (as she had liked my post) people who bought things on eBay, then were reluctant to pay.

Sorry.
 
OK. OK. My humour can be a bit obtuse.

I was suggesting (in jest) Brunneria liked (as she had liked my post) people who bought things on eBay, then were reluctant to pay.

Sorry.

Ah, it has been a long long day.

How about putting me in holding area for not recognising jesting? I know the way.
 

I'm an eBay veteran. Usually buyer. Try and pay immediately.
Get very embarrassed when I'm a day late. Always send a grovelly little note if it happens.

By the way, how do you change the font colour? I can't work it out?

I always pay immediately, for fear I'll forget. I love eBay, although, like you, I'm mainly buying. This last item was me selling an iPhone we've upgraded.

To change font colour, look at the top of the text reply box. You will see the letter A (the underlining is key). Click on it, and select your colour.

I know. Nobody likes a show off.
 
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