@Andrew Colvin - You're going to be miserable, come winter time.
Definitely. Remote controls should always be under my control.
* maniacal cackle *
And yes, I think we should let @Heathenlass carry out her mission.
I will start the safety checks:
Gas mask? Check
Clothes peg for extra nasal comfort? Check
Kevlar knickers? Check
Soap dispenser? Check
Gallon container of liquid evil? Check
High visibility jacket with added rusty spikes? Check
Wellies? Check
Ball of string (to help find the exit, like in the Minotaur labyrinth)? Check
I did consider lending her a Sat nav thingy, but she seems to have problems in that department.
I'm also thinking that a bullwhip might be a useful item. But (contrary to popular belief) I don't have one (left it behind on our last Themed Weekend Break). Maybe she can supply her own?
Oh yes, she'll also need a battery operated drill, wall plugs, screws and a screwdriver.
Have I missed anything ?
What about a cattle prod?
Did I say it was him? Just on my way!Thought you had forgiven Mr Pip time to get out the get out of jail free card for him
As long as they don't sing it.If they can spell supercalafabulisticexpealodocious they get to stay in the waiting area temporarily till we decide what to do with them
Yes to that, and parking attendants who allow mates to park in disabled space without penalty, but give me a ticket for having the wrong time on clock, even though I was there for less than 5 mins.Preparing Liquid Evil .....
Preparing suit .... DEFLATE, ya wee buggers, NOT inlfate !
Actually, let's use this as a punishment for those who abuse disabled parking places, before removing the decon suit and shoving them 101 !
Yes come back soon Mrs B.I've been wondering about @MrsB
Suspiciously quiet.
Hope she's ok.
Of course, her battery may have just gone flat.
@Heathenlass on the other hand seems to spend all daylight hours harassing sheep. Maybe only around when she's put them all to bed. Maybe.
**** van Dyke!As long as they don't sing it.
**** van Dyke!
I've been wondering about @MrsB
Suspiciously quiet.
Hope she's ok.
Of course, her battery may have just gone flat.
@Heathenlass on the other hand seems to spend all daylight hours harassing sheep. Maybe only around when she's put them all to bed. Maybe.
Chuck her in with the Eatwell plate to play frisbee with. Hope she slips in all the spew.Sheep bothering is over for the day, thankfully!Now just getting something to eat and clean up a bit before reporting for duty....
Oh and while I'm thinking about it, let's chuck in HCP's who blather on with nonsense when they don't know the answer. Here is today's classic :
Dietician (part and parcel of review, sadly)
" Your HbA1c is good.. 48"
Me: "Oh that's a shame, I thought it would be lower "
Her: " Oh we don't want it any lovwer"
Me: (thinks) Who the hell told her she is royalty ? "We" indeed. Paranoid delusions of grandeur.
Me: Why not ?
Her: "It throws all the other figures "
Me: "Whaaaaaaaat ??" (Thinks) "She talking utter b*llocks and shi*e "
Me: Please explain?
Her: Good bye! Keep up the good work !" (remember, SHE thinks I follow her "Eatwell" advice )
Me: (muttering) They are mad, all completely barking
(Exits corridor left, shaking head in amazement and muttering "throws the other figures, what ducking figures, she has NO clue what she's talking about ")
Guards (nurses) from @MrsB 's ward escort Signy from diabetic clinic....
Yes, and people who sell stuff as new when it clearly isn't!I'll nominate people who "buy" things on eBay, then don't appear to want to pay. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
Ok, confused now.How very dare you like that Brunneria!!!!
I'm not really getting the hang of this, am I?
How very dare you like that Brunneria!!!!
I'm not really getting the hang of this, am I?
OK. OK. My humour can be a bit obtuse.
I was suggesting (in jest) Brunneria liked (as she had liked my post) people who bought things on eBay, then were reluctant to pay.
Sorry.
I'm an eBay veteran. Usually buyer. Try and pay immediately.
Get very embarrassed when I'm a day late. Always send a grovelly little note if it happens.
By the way, how do you change the font colour? I can't work it out?
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