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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Send in carers who are mean to elderly people. There should be a particularly foul area for them along with anyone cruel to children.
 
Can I put in noisy gyms? I'm fed up with going to the gym with my i pod and headphones and having to turn it up full blast because I can hear Beyonce telling me she's a single laydee, and Niki Muntjack (or whatever the name is) shrieking away, and some rapper rapping away. If I wanted to hear Heart FM, Kiss Hard Skool (and why can't they spell proper like wot we duz) or some other pop radio station I wouldn't have bothered to load 1200 odd songs on my i pod to listen to. I might be trying to get fit but in a few years I'm going to be totally deaf! It's not as if anyone else there is listening, they've all got their headphones in. (Yes I have complained but I think they've gone deaf from the racket!)
 
His latest idea is to put in a sink hole to a black hole thus no extension to the room needed, seems a good idea as we aren't letting those things out anyway
 
chris lowe said:
Can I put in noisy gyms? I'm fed up with going to the gym with my i pod and headphones and having to turn it up full blast because I can hear Beyonce telling me she's a single laydee, and Niki Muntjack (or whatever the name is) shrieking away, and some rapper rapping away. If I wanted to hear Heart FM, Kiss Hard Skool (and why can't they spell proper like wot we duz) or some other pop radio station I wouldn't have bothered to load 1200 odd songs on my i pod to listen to. I might be trying to get fit but in a few years I'm going to be totally deaf! It's not as if anyone else there is listening, they've all got their headphones in. (Yes I have complained but I think they've gone deaf from the racket!)
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All gyms?
Smelly sweaty dirty places, mainly frequented by idiots (making it difficult for folks like us to access them, particularly @chris lowe, who as a member of our elite group should be allowed to use the gym of choice without distraction).
 
satindoll said:
His latest idea is to put in a sink hole to a black hole thus no extension to the room needed, seems a good idea as we aren't letting those things out anyway
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Right, so, sink hole to black hole in 101, will make room to move those things needing moving from holding area right in. Have to make sure no errors then if it is one way.
 
Can I add the pain in my toes when my blood sugars are below 5.6 which, unfortunately for me, 90% of the time now. Oh and the ice cold fingers that seem to lose their sense of feeling at the same time.
 
Andrew Colvin said:
Can I add the pain in my toes when my blood sugars are below 5.6 which, unfortunately for me, 90% of the time now. Oh and the ice cold fingers that seem to lose their sense of feeling at the same time.
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Yes, most pain in there, just save a bit of discomfort so we know if we need to take care of ourselves.
 
Hearing aids that whistle and screech and amplify the noise you don't want, which then masks the sounds you do want.
 
Pipp said:
Hearing aids that whistle and screech and amplify the noise you don't want, which then masks the sounds you do want.
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Mr Satindoll votes yes bless him. how about zips that wont stay up, buttons that fall off in the washing machine, bra bones that hide in the pump of said washing machine.
 
satindoll said:
Mr Satindoll votes yes bless him. how about zips that wont stay up, buttons that fall off in the washing machine, bra bones that hide in the pump of said washing machine.
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Yes. Wearing my favourite jeans and the blasted zip won't stay up even though I have lost weight and they are a bit too big for me.
 
satindoll said:
Mr Satindoll votes yes bless him. how about zips that wont stay up, buttons that fall off in the washing machine, bra bones that hide in the pump of said washing machine.
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And people who leave coins and tissues in pockets that then clog up the machine.
 
Pipp said:
Right, so, sink hole to black hole in 101, will make room to move those things needing moving from holding area right in. Have to make sure no errors then if it is one way.
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If they can spell supercalafabulisticexpealodocious they get to stay in the waiting area temporarily till we decide what to do with them
 
satindoll said:
Thank the lord or xlax for that, anyone seen Heathenlass or should we put her on the missing list, MrsB has obviously been eaten by the soap, or hiding under her bed.
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I've been wondering about @MrsB
Suspiciously quiet.
Hope she's ok.
Of course, her battery may have just gone flat.

@Heathenlass on the other hand seems to spend all daylight hours harassing sheep. Maybe only around when she's put them all to bed. Maybe.
 
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