Low carb popcorn? More irony? Explain please.Evenin' All,
Supper eaten.
Dog walked.
Slobbing, peanuts and popcorn (low carb, of course) ready...
All set for @Heathenlass 's mission.
Yes, irony, I'm afraid.Low carb popcorn? More irony? Explain please.
I almost want to send Brunneria in for that. I thought I had been missing out on a tasty snack.. Think I will go make some popcorn for the hell of it!Yes, irony, I'm afraid.
If I have a snack tonight, it'll be 'all natural' lemon jelly and cream. Very virtuous.
I want to put in dark nights that signal the end of summer.
Great stuffOoh Had to post in this thread
1) People who stop in doorways or stand at the top/bottom of an escalator in public
2) Shop Assistants who when handing you their change put the note first then the coins balanced on top all sliding about
3) Goat's Cheese..... I hate it.... and I hate it when people I love eat it and their breathe smells of sweaty feet for the next few hours
4) Anyone who mispronounces common words.... my mother-in-law pronounces the word logo "log-oh"
5) That moment when a plane lands but the doors are not open and everyone stands up with bent necks doing nothing... just sit down and wait until we can leave you will not get out any quicker.
I could go on
At 29 my wife likes to call me a grumpy old man
I would like to nominate everyone who swims at a different speed from me.
Great stuff, and welcome Bailey!
Yes to the door hovverers (well kick them in through THIS doorway, eh?
And all the other suggestions.
Re swimming, I would like to nominate everyone who swims at a different speed from me.
I mean, how unreasonable! If they just settled down (or bucked up), things would go sooooo much more smoothly.
The hyacyhth bouquet type and the posh ones who are really insufferable.
Synchronised swimming should be put in!
And snobs!
The hyacyhth bouquet type and the posh ones who are really insufferable.
Harry Enfield had a snob down pat on his TV show!
Yes, but now nosher has defined snobs.Sorry snobs went in on page 17 but if you've found more go on chuck em in
Yes, but now nosher has defined snobs.
Could think of a few snobby blokes to chuck in too.
Oh and anyone objecting to synchronised swimming. I just booked to have my make up tattooed on and sequins sewn onto my swimsuit.
No you are not! Mr Scandi has banned me from watching Wallander if it's the English one with Kenneth Brannaugh. As I type this, I can feel my bs rising. For crying out loud they even mispronounce his name. W is pronounced as a v in Swedish! It's not hard! There are loads of pronunciation errors, despite it being filmed in Sweden and they pronounce the town where the character lives as if it were a town in Germany. Then they change parts of the story! Grrrr! And it's so mind numbingly boring! So I vote for Kenneth and his proxy badly acted, boring tv series. Not the Swedish version. Especially the one with Krister Henriksson who is the best Wallander ever!GPS that sounds like Margot from The Good Life . (I can't believe I drove along answering back and swearing like I did. Patronising bi*ch . In the end I was turning left instead of right out of sheer cussedness. ) All this with a crate of pi**ed off ducks making a racket in the back
"Diabetic" cookbooks! Heave 'em in, say I ! Especially the one I was looking through today that ends each recipe with "Mindful Morsels"
"Use Lo Salt . Sodium is bad for you."
(In Breakfasts) Control the amount of caffeine you consume, caffeine is (yes, you guessed it ) bad for you.
Am I the only person in the world to be apparently driving around swearing at no one, a crate of ASBO ducks racketing around and a salt lick and bulletproof coffee clutched in a death grip ?
Oh and those ducking noisy little sods can go in too...
Signy
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