Heathenlass
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Excuse, me, sorry to bother you, but what have Canadians ever done to deserve that ? Sorry, thank you
Send the buggers to France. Or just room 101.
Signy
Things I would like to put in room 101..
Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal"
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
I invented a game called Lidl, Ladle or spoon.
Can I put horse cheese in there.
Horse cheese!?!
I may regret it...Well done , brave you.
I was afraid to ask !
Signy
Me too.Well done , brave you.
I was afraid to ask !
Signy
Wimps.
It's a perfectly respectable Italian cheese. Made with cow or ewe's milk (which is a little odd) but made as if it was hung over your horses back. For ages, apparently.
Wonder wot it tastes like...
I thought they looked like horses delicate parts. Or the bits leftover from a gelding.
I invented a game called Lidl, Ladle or spoon.
Can I put horse cheese in there.
Buy some, but feed it to someone else.Yes, that was my first impression too.
Very disappointing to discover the real contents.
You know I have to see if I can buy some now, don't you?
Sometimes I wish my insatiable curiosity was resistable. But it isn't.
I have tried (O, how I have tried) to resist.
And there's no point.
It always wins.
Def X factor and oh jeeeeez it's back soon. Will have to have a word with the guy who does the bookings for hubby's band to make sure he gets plenty of Saturday gigs then I won't have to complain all the way through it. And I won't have to keep telling who's doing what and what's happening in the new Scandi drama on BBC4 because he's reading the paper instead of subtitlesThings I would like to put in room 101..
Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal"
Oh yes.
I think those deserve incarceration.
Well I suppose that's up to the owner ..it's possible some might not mind the unwarranted sexual attentionSo, are you saying it is ok if your own dog tries the leg humping stuff?
Do you mean Politicians?Yes, probably because they don't have the answer, so anyone who waffles and bluffs rather than say "I don't know", should drop through the no return trapdoor.
Who Canadians? Or pavement spitters?Oh yes.
I think those deserve incarceration.
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