Room 101 (like the TV prog)

[Lesleywo]

My Mr B is (depending on his mood) a Night Elf, a Troll or a Gnome.
Is yours trawling the internet for fragments of info about the next expansion?
* stifles a yawn *

Keeps him completely out of my hair. I get the whole sofa, the remote and peace and quiet.

And I got him a monkey onesie.
With tail.
Which sent the puppy mad with ecstasy.

Ah ... now there's an idea for Room 101..... other peoples' dogs who try to hump your leg (sorry, just had this image of your puppy humping Mr B the monkey)

 

[MrsB]

My Mr B is (depending on his mood) a Night Elf, a Troll or a Gnome.
Is yours trawling the internet for fragments of info about the next expansion?
* stifles a yawn *

Keeps him completely out of my hair. I get the whole sofa, the remote and peace and quiet.

And I got him a monkey onesie.
With tail.
Which sent the puppy mad with ecstasy.

Here's an Xmas photo of the proud panderan

 

[satindoll]

DIABETIC SWEETS, some unkind person sent me a whole bag full of diabetic sweets including my favourites Chocolate Éclair's how unkind can you get, who hates me that much, boohoo

 

[Brunneria]

Ah ... now there's an idea for Room 101..... other peoples' dogs who try to hump your leg (sorry, just had this image of your puppy humping Mr B the monkey)

Totally agree with the leg humping.

But the pup's obsession was the monkey tail. He got so ridiculously over excited we thought he was going to be sick.

 

[Brunneria]

Here's an Xmas photo of the proud panderan
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Sadly, I have been banned from taking photos of the monkey
Obviously, I wouldn't normally take any notice of such nonsense, but he seems to have developed a 6th sense for every time I casually reach for my phone.
Very frustrating.

 

[Pipp]

Ah ... now there's an idea for Room 101..... other peoples' dogs who try to hump your leg (sorry, just had this image of your puppy humping Mr B the monkey)

Hahahaha!

 

[Pipp]

Here's an Xmas photo of the proud panderan
View attachment 6736

I am laughing so much I am excusing the mention of Christmas in August.

 

[Pipp]

DIABETIC SWEETS, some unkind person sent me a whole bag full of diabetic sweets including my favourites Chocolate Éclair's how unkind can you get, who hates me that much, boohoo

The should have already been in there. But for good measure chuck them in along with the person who gave them.

 

[Pipp]

I would not dare to put up a photo of Mr Pipp. He would wait and take revenge when I least expect it. And I am better at embarrassing myself than he is.

 

[Avocado Sevenfold]

People who chew gum when they are giving me their credit card details over the phone

 

[Pipp]

And people who deposit their chewed gum on the pavement. In hot weather it is more of a nuisance than doggy doo doo, and harder to get off your shoe.

 

[Pipp]

Things I would like to put in room 101..

That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water"

Sounds to me like you were given Irn Bru. Sneaky trick!

 

[Pipp]

Ah ... now there's an idea for Room 101..... other peoples' dogs who try to hump your leg (sorry, just had this image of your puppy humping Mr B the monkey)

So, are you saying it is ok if your own dog tries the leg humping stuff?

 

[satindoll]

The actually, basically, and like gangs who never give you a straight answer,

 

[Lamont D]

And people who deposit their chewed gum on the pavement. In hot weather it is more of a nuisance than doggy doo doo, and harder to get off your shoe.

I have to pick the stuff up. What's worse is the wrappers of chewy sweets like starburst and the silver paper with sweets left in them. Gross!

 

[Pipp]

The actually, basically, and like gangs who never give you a straight answer,

Yes, probably because they don't have the answer, so anyone who waffles and bluffs rather than say "I don't know", should drop through the no return trapdoor.

 

[Pipp]

I have to pick the stuff up. What's worse is the wrappers of chewy sweets like starburst and the silver paper with sweets left in them. Gross!

Oh and people who spit on the pavement. Disgusting!

 

[MrsB]

I would not dare to put up a photo of Mr Pipp. He would wait and take revenge when I least expect it. And I am better at embarrassing myself than he is.

MrB does not have access to this forum lol I can get away with anything

 

[MCMLXXIII]

I invented a game called Lidl, Ladle or spoon.
Can I put horse cheese in there.

 

[Heathenlass]

The actually, basically, and like gangs who never give you a straight answer,

Whatever.....

Signy