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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Add magpies and pigeons. Dirty flying rats.
 
Isn't that what the waiting area is for, to scare them into behaving themselves,
 
satindoll said:
Isn't that what the waiting area is for, to scare them into behaving themselves,
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Yes. Success then! But also to make sure they enter 101 in an orderly fashion, and to make the miscreants suffer
 
True as we cant have them crowding in all at one go, the one way chute would get blocked up and we'd have to send @Heathenlass in in her decon suit to unblock it,
 
This whole thing hasn't been thought through, one toilet for the whole of Room 101 is simply not enough!! I voluntarily took myself to the holding area, but there were some MiLs checking people's bags and stuff. AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE TOILET!!

Ok I'll admit it, it was a panic dump not a massage dump.......

Where are we with the seagulls???

satindoll said:
True as we cant have them crowding in all at one go, the one way chute would get blocked up and we'd have to send @Heathenlass in in her decon suit to unblock it,
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One chute to bind them, one chute to rule them all.........
 
Yes but that's the whole point @semiphonic, one toilet for all of them would be most unpleasant, think of the side effects, it's all part of the punishment!

Yes of course the seagulls can go in, along with the cockatoos we have over here that screech and carry on early in the morning, **** all over the place, peck holes in the solar heating etc etc ... it's just the subject of toilets is far more entertaining!
 
[QUOTE="Lesleywo, post: 622586, member: 112692". it's just the subject of toilets is far more entertaining![/QUOTE]

It was the 'massage dumps' that kept me entertained.
 
Pipp said:
[QUOTE="Lesleywo, post: 622586, member: 112692". it's just the subject of toilets is far more entertaining!
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It was the 'massage dumps' that kept me entertained.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of "Toileting" a litter of puppies, take a small piece of damp cotton wool and gently rub the bum and hopefully a "massage dump" will appear.
 
it's just the subject of toilets is far more entertaining! [/ QUOTE]

Each to his/her own I say. mind I think I could find many other thing even more entertaining. its whatever turns you on
 
satindoll said:
It was the 'massage dumps' that kept me entertained.
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Reminds me of "Toileting" a litter of puppies, take a small piece of damp cotton wool and gently rub the bum and hopefully a "massage dump" will appear.[/QUOTE]




Ok, ok , enough entertainment!
 
Spoilsports straight to 101, or to holding area to see if I can repent?
 
Holding area full so you will have to stay here, much better as a punishment.
 
After a stressful journey home from work this evening (just over two hours) can I chuck in car drivers whose driving experience normally extends to the school run in a small hatchback who then think that qualifies them to drive an MPV towing a caravan down a busy commuter dual-carriageway on a Friday night? Especially those who overturn their caravans on the A34 in Berkshire!
 
Oh dear. I think they should join some of the early entrants. The cyclists, van man and anyone getting in the way of @Andrew Colvin if my memory serves me well.
 
I think so.

Every caravan on the planet can go in, as far as I am concerned.

The only condition I would allow them to stay out would be if every driver who tows a caravan, signs (in triplicate, in blood) a contract binding unto death, to say that the only time they will ever take their caravan onto the roads will be between 2 and 4am. When I am asleep.
 
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