We have an arrangement.
If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.
It has happened twice in 8 years.
The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.
I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.
But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.