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Room 101 (like the TV prog)


Oi! Step away from Mr Pipp! I saw him first! It has taken me 40 odd years to train him to this level of perfection, and I am not about to hand him over.
 
He does leave the toilet seat up though. I am working on that.
 
Pipp said:
Oi! Step away from Mr Pipp! I saw him first! It has taken me 40 odd years to train him to this level of perfection, and I am not about to hand him over.
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Are you sure? Absolutely, sure? I mean, after a short of ritual humiliation, chez Breathe, he'll be eager to return and I'm sure would willingly comply with your lavatorial requirements by then.

Think of it as training.

And Mr Breathe will be back to take custody of the culinary department in a few weeks anyway.
 
Any chance of a photo of Mr P's nicely rounded bottom? Just to be sure youre not making this up?
 
Lesleywo said:
Any chance of a photo of Mr P's nicely rounded bottom? Just to be sure youre not making this up?
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Not a chance! It would only make you ladies dissatisfied with your own blokes.
 
Well, really, he would get upset if I shared him. Don't want to do anything to stop him being my gofer.
 
Omg I'd like to put the stupid cyclist I saw today ride through a red light at pedestrian crossing at some speed, and then blamed the woman who was crossing for not looking out! It was a close shave.

I'd like to nominate people who neglect their pets.

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Yes, indeedy. Just helping to settle a lovely little dog who has spent most of his life in a back yard in all weathers. He is terrified of enclosed spaces and hates rain. He was taken to the rescue centre because he 'snapped at a toddler'. He seems amazed to be given space, warmth and decent grub. Would like to put his former owners in a cold tiny back yard in the rain with no shelter.
 

That's unforgivable. At least you'll give him a happy home.

My poor cat was abandoned and left to fend for himself. Poor love. He's well at home here though....

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Debmcgee said:
That's unforgivable. At least you'll give him a happy home.

My poor cat was abandoned and left to fend for himself. Poor love. He's well at home here though....

Xxxx
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He has been adopted by son and daughter in law. They live close by, so We visit him and sit with him when they are out at work. He will be fine, they take him on long walks. He has never had that before.
 

So annoying and see this all the time, I do think sometimes cyclists think they are exempt from the rules of the road, and I'm talking as a cyclist myself but don't ride through red lights

Don't get me started on people neglecting pets, did you see the Dog Rescurers on C5?
 
My beef with cyclists is the roads around here are mostly narrow winding and sixty miles an hour.
There are trucks vans cars motorcycles tractors hurtling round them bends mostly out there making a living with not much time for the beautiful scenery and as we come round a bend there are two maybe three and even four ass holes side by side ... just asking to die.
Some do.
Abergelle comes to mind as the last major incident.
Some wth small children on bikes!!!!!
The children should be taken into care.


These Victorian contraptions should be kept in the towns and not be allowed on roads over .... thirty miles an hour.
 
I suggest impatient, intolerant motorists should go in.
 
Pipp said:
I suggest impatient, intolerant motorists should go in.
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The motorists are legally allowed to do 60 in their pursuit of travel employment etc and coming round a bend to find cyclists side by side clearly breaking the law and with children ... they should be locked up.
 
Someone sensible decided that a two wheel motorbike with only a 50cc engine could not go on 70 mph motorways ... motorways are straight and very safe comp[ared with Welsh country roads that are only ten miles an hour less.
Wheres the common sense in allowing this to happen on these roads but not motorways?
 
Inconsiderate cyclists (not all cyclists) impatient, intolerant motorists (not all motorists).
 
Agreed.
And where is the sense in travelling at 60mph, if you can't know who or what is around the next bend in the road?
 
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