No to spiders going to room 101. They eat the nasty flies and bugs so keep them out and make pets of them in our homes.Well I should prob touch wood to be safe but I've put conkers all around downstairs and so far no spiders indoors.
Now you point it out so well perfume adverts are pretty weird ! I will view in a whole new light.Right. I'm back.
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I'm so glad that Willie mentioned driving, that's a subject close to my heart and will be the subject of my next post, I drove over 1000 miles last week.....
But first, at this time of year, I must nominate ...... Fragrance adverts .......
Pathetic, pretentious, nonsensical guff.
They make no sense at all, none of them say (for example), this stuff smells citrusy, or this stuff smells spicy, or this stuff smells like spring flowers. Instead we get 'descriptions' like -
"I see her, she wants me"
"I see him, I swirl"
"I'm tumescent"
"I'm moist"
Blah blah blah
And the worst one is the one that ends with the guy saying "I'm not going to be who they expect me to be"
WHAT??
F**k off!!! It's after shave, tell us what it smells like you idiot!
I can never be friends with anyone who can't put fragrance adverts in room 101............
Now you point it out so well perfume adverts are pretty weird ! I will view in a whole new light.
I saw a TOWIE (the only way is Essex ) fragrance set in super drug the other day , goodness knows what that will smell like , because that is described as "reem"
Remember the Chanel advert that makes you want to strut in a sultry fashion through your ancestral home, while peeling off gold lame evening dresses?
Well, I wanted some of that.
But the smell put me off.
Well, I think you could be a 'legend' like some I could mention.AND I'VE JUST NOTICED IM A 'SENIOR'!
THERE ARE NO WORDS.............
I quite liked that one. Think it was J'adore by Dior. Not that I pay any attention to advertising honest. Is it sad that my 8 year old quotes along to the Argos adverts?Remember the Chanel advert that makes you want to strut in a sultry fashion through your ancestral home, while peeling off gold lame evening dresses?
Well, I wanted some of that.
But the smell put me off.
Yes!I quite liked that one. Think it was J'adore by Dior. Not that I pay any attention to advertising honest. Is it sad that my 8 year old quotes along to the Argos adverts?
Or, even more embarrassing, when we use the self service tills in Asda or Tesco.Yes!
Yes, almost as bad though are the programmes and films promoting 'family' Christmas gatherings where everyone is happily getting along. How many families do not have some sort of resentment come to the fore, or how many people feel let down by reality, or obligation to do what is expected?Of all the possibly million of films out there why oh why do they put war films on at Christmas, its supposed to be a time of peace and good will, or have I missed something
Even worse are the soaps that always seem to have a tragedy cliff hanger on Christmas day.
The gold lame Dior advert has a sequel!
Just seen it.
But I'm not sure I want to climb the gold curtains in my ancestral home, while ripping off my ancestral pearls.
There has also been an extreme amount of body doubling CGI added.
Very silly.
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