Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
Sensitive Aussies
> Sensitive Aussie Blokes...
> Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel,
Coot and Bluey.
> As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly..
> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, ****** me,
someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.
> Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
> Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?
> 'Coot's wife gave it to me, Mongrel replies.
> 'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she
gave you a case of beer?'
> 'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says. 'When she answered the door, I said to
her, "you must be Coot's widow.
> "She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
>
> Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are...'
> Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.
> Sensitive Aussie Blokes...
> Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel,
Coot and Bluey.
> As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly..
> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, ****** me,
someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.
> Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
> Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?
> 'Coot's wife gave it to me, Mongrel replies.
> 'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she
gave you a case of beer?'
> 'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says. 'When she answered the door, I said to
her, "you must be Coot's widow.
> "She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
>
> Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are...'
> Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.
