Pura Vida
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*7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you
die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a
different creature. She said she would like to come back
as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven't been listening." *
*8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police
said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down
Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.*
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die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a
different creature. She said she would like to come back
as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven't been listening." *
*8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police
said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down
Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.*
Mod edit: An inappropriate joke has been removed
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