Sex Insurance

[chris lowe]

HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE?

YOU CAN NOW GET INSURANCE FOR SEX IN THE UK


SO MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CORRECT, INSURANCE FOR THE

SEX YOU ARE HAVING.

PLEASE FIND A LIST OF COMPANIES BELOW CATERING FOR

MOST TASTES:-



SEX WITH YOUR WIFE - LEGAL & GENERAL.

SEX ON THE TELEPHONE - DIRECT LINE

SEX WITH YOUR PARTNER - STANDARD LIFE

SEX WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT - GO COMPARE

SEX WITH A LADY OF GENEROUS PROPORTIONS - MORE THAN

SEX ON THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR - SHEILA'S WHEELS

SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE - COMMERCIAL UNION

SEX WITH YOUR MAID - EMPLOYER'S LIABILITY

SEX WITH AN OAP - SAGA

SEX RESULTING IN PREGNANCY - GENERAL ACCIDENT

AND FINALLY

SEX WITH A TRANSVESTITE - CONFUSED COM


MAKE SURE YOU ARE ADEQUATELY COVERED

 

[zand]

 

[Pasha]

No insurance for STD ie sexually transmitted diabetes ?

 

[bernie.freeman]

That is so funny.........