short on Ammo.”

[Pura Vida]

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.


By California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable.

But in Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit.

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector.

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector.

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they

made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.

In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate.

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor.

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, Alabama, Iowa, Minnesota, and Louisiana, he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy.

In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey, he would be called a terrorist

AND OF COURSE In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo.”

 

[Deleted member 308541]

He could just as likely shoot the kerrap out of a high school as well, killing fifty kids.