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Pura Vida

Pura Vida

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Type of diabetes
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GOOD QUESTION. HERE’S YOUR ANSWER

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a call. The house was very dark,

so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three year old to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so

he could help her deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,

Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom, and little Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed three year old about

what she had just witnessed?

Kathleen quickly responded. “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place..

Smack him again.”








Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”



Golfer: “That can’t be my ball. It’s too old.”

Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”





Winston Churchill said it:

“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.”

“A nation that forgets it’s past, has no future.



There was a girl from St. Paul,

Who wore a paper dress to the ball.

The dress caught on fire, and burned her entire,

Front page, Sport section, and all.
 
Pura Vida said:
Winston Churchill said it:

“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.”

“A nation that forgets it’s past, has no future.



There was a girl from St. Paul,

Who wore a paper dress to the ball.

The dress caught on fire, and burned her entire,

Front page, Sport section, and all.
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Good ones! Here's a retweet:

There once was a girl from Australia
Who went to a dance dressed as a dahlia
But as the petals unfurled
It was clear to the world
That the dress, as a dress, was a failure!​
 
I went to my Doctor and he told me I was going deaf ! I haven't heard a word from him since.
 
jaywak said:
I went to my Doctor and he told me I was going deaf ! I haven't heard a word from him since.
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Good one! :)
My GP deplores doctors making unrealistic claims about future advances in medicine just to comfort their patients, but said they'll soon be a cure for that.
("borrowed" from elsewhere but can't remember where...)
 
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