Smiles

[Pura Vida]

Answering machine
message,
"I am not available right now,
but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making
some changes in my life.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
If I do not return your
call,
you are one of the
changes."

~~~~~

My wife and I had
words, but I didn't get to use
mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to
find your glasses without your
glasses.

~~~~~

Blessed are those who can
give without remembering
and take without
forgetting.

~~~~~

The
irony of life is that,
by the time you're old
enough to know your way around,
you're not going
anywhere.

~~~~~

God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.

~~~~~

I was
always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps
getting harder to find one.

~~~~~

Every
morning is the dawn of a new
error.

~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before
you expire.

~~~~~

 

[pdmjoker]

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

I once saw something like:

Hindsight: That moment when you remember where you left your eyeglasses as you sit on them​