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Diabeticliberty
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My niece who is an avid dog lover recently lost her pet pug dog in a freak agricultural accident. She was inconsolable and decided that she must have another dog. She went off to a pet shop in her home town and started looking longingly at canine 4 legged friends. There was an alsation but at nearly £2000 it was rather outside of her budget. She found a springer spaniel but at £1500 this was still too expensive. An English bulldog £3000. Was there nothing that was reasonably priced that she could love and cherish? Eventually she found an absolutely beautiful golden labrador at a price of £25.00 she began to wonder out loud. With the high cost of all of these dogs why is this labrador so cheap? She wanted information on the labrador and was going to find the pet shop owner when the dog addressed her' Never mind speaking to that idiot let shop owner. Why don't you ask me directly about myself?' That pet drop owner is a right ruffian' My niece thought that this was some kind of practical joke but no the dog was actually holding a conversation with her. She asked the dog who taught it to speak. The dog told her that he had actually been trained by MI5 and was used to attend diplomatic cocktail parties where he would listen to foreign diplomats and then go back to his handler and spill the proverbial beans. He went on to say that he left MI5 when the US Army approached him for bomb disposal work in the Middle East where he served for 7 years. He then said that when he left the army he sailed around the world single handed in a yacht to raise money for animal charities. He had now finally retired and was looking for a new home. Immediately my niece decided that she must buy him and went and found the shop owner. 'Excuse me, I wish to buy the labrador in the cage near the front windows. I must ask you though, with the very high price of all of your other dogs why is the labrador so cheap?" The shop owner replied 'Oh, he's a right lying b******'
