Although nowhere near as serious, I had a similar problem when my brother tried to get an ambulance for me having discovered me crying on the bathroom floor in agony. They asked for the symptoms, which were agonizing pain vomiting fainting and blood in urine. The person on the phone told my brother to ring for a taxi :shock: , I managed to grab the phone and in a half concious state shout some choice phrases down the phone including sueing them, and they eventually despatched an ambulance. The paramedics couldnt believe they wouldnt despatch them and i ended up in hospital for a week with an enlarged kidney and stuck stone that had to be surgically removed....