subject: Men!!

[Pura Vida]

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test.


She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.




Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.




Husband: What’s up?




Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.




Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.




Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.

 

[satindoll]

For some weird reason I can see this being true.......

 

[therower]

Well you will give us fellas all the sh*t jobs.

 

[leslie10152]

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test.


She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.




Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.




Husband: What’s up?




Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.




Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.




Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.

Why can't you shoot men? Because lead is so damned expensive!