Pura Vida
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Suits $5.00 each!
Two Ukrainians from Saskatchewan are walking down a street in Winnipeg
when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00,
trousers $2.50 per pair."
"Hey Eric, we could buy a whole stack of these, take 'em back to
Saskatoon to sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the
talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they'll know for sure we're from
Saskatchewan and will try to cheat us. I'll try to sound like we're from
Ontario ."
So they go in and say, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at
$2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Saskatchewan , aren't you?"
"Well...yeah, how'd you know?"
"Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Two Ukrainians from Saskatchewan are walking down a street in Winnipeg
when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00,
trousers $2.50 per pair."
"Hey Eric, we could buy a whole stack of these, take 'em back to
Saskatoon to sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the
talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they'll know for sure we're from
Saskatchewan and will try to cheat us. I'll try to sound like we're from
Ontario ."
So they go in and say, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at
$2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Saskatchewan , aren't you?"
"Well...yeah, how'd you know?"
"Because this is a dry-cleaners."
