Hoping that's tongue in cheek.
More sinister is Rees-Mogg's plan to bring back parliament after the recess and do away with video conferences. He says it's to set an example to the rest of us. Personally I think it's a bad plan and it's also to boost Boris's confidence. It may boost his confidence but it won't do anything for his abilities.
As for testing, my friend in Glasgow has had the symptoms for over a week now, he can't be tested for another week. I wonder if they'll be testing for antibodies or the virus itself. Hopefully he'll be better by then, he says he's not too bad at the moment.