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The end is near

Pura Vida

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This has been around before, but it still made me laugh.



Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the

Swedish Lutheran Church across the road.


One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground

“DA END ISSNEAR!

TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW

BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE”!


As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,

"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"


From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.


Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say “Bridge out” ?
 
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