Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurantwhen this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table,gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him laterandwalks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I wanta divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we geta divorce it will mean no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no
more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babeon his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurantwhen this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table,gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him laterandwalks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I wanta divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we geta divorce it will mean no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no
more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babeon his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
~
