Pura Vida
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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE OCEANS - Written by school kids
This is a picture of an octopus – it has eight testicles ---------- Kelly – age 6
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when
the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would have been better off just eating beans. William – age 7
When you go swimming in the ocean it is very cold. It makes my willy small. Kevin – age 6
Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She’s not my friend any more. Kyle – age 6
Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails.
But, how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? Helen – age 7
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.
If you don’t have any ocean all around you, you are incontinent. Mike – age 7
My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman, and pots.
And they come home with crabs. Millie – age 6
My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. James – age 7
This is a picture of an octopus – it has eight testicles ---------- Kelly – age 6
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when
the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would have been better off just eating beans. William – age 7
When you go swimming in the ocean it is very cold. It makes my willy small. Kevin – age 6
Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She’s not my friend any more. Kyle – age 6
Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails.
But, how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? Helen – age 7
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.
If you don’t have any ocean all around you, you are incontinent. Mike – age 7
My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman, and pots.
And they come home with crabs. Millie – age 6
My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. James – age 7
