Scandichic
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 3,708
- Location
- Hampshire
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
- Dislikes
- Michael Gove and his insane educational? policies!
> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it....
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> Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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> A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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> Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
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> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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> They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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> I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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> Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
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> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
> time.
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> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
> met
> herbivore.
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> When chemists die, apparently they barium.
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> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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> I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> couldn't control her pupils?
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> When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
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> Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
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> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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> I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
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> All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now,
> it appears the police have nothing to go on.
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> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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> Velcro - what a rip off!
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> Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
>
>
> A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
>
>
> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
>
>
> Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
>
>
> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
>
>
> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
>
>
> They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
>
>
> I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
>
>
> Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
>
>
> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
> time.
>
>
> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
>
>
> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
> met
> herbivore.
>
>
> When chemists die, apparently they barium.
>
>
> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
>
>
> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
>
>
> I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
>
>
> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> couldn't control her pupils?
>
>
> When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
>
>
> Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
>
>
> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
>
>
> I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
>
>
> All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now,
> it appears the police have nothing to go on.
>
>
> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
>
>
> Velcro - what a rip off!
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