The perfect avatar

[Brunneria]

Hi Folks,

Some people have the perfect avatar don't they?
I'm thinking of @Scandichic , @Spiker and @Andy12345 , @ElyDave and @Jaylee at the moment.
I'm sure you can think of others?
If so, who?

And, can you think of a perfect avatar for someone on this forum? Something so stunningly appropriate that it captures their essence?

You will need to play nice, of course. No steaming piles of horse dung. I don't want @Giverny having to come round tidying up your messes (although I do go a wee bit weak kneed at his avatar, so maybe he could look in occasionally...)
Sorry @Giverny just been told (below) that you're a girl! So I withdraw any lust for you, and will aim it at your avatar instead!

Anyway, you've probably worked out my selfish ulterior motive, by now.
I think my avatar is boring.
I can't decide on a better one.
Who do you think I really am?
I might even use it!

Please play nice

 

[Pipp]

Hi Folks,

Some people have the perfect avatar don't they?
I'm thinking of @Scandichic , @Spiker and @Andy12345 , @ElyDave and @Jaylee at the moment.
I'm sure you can think of others?
If so, who?

And, can you think of a perfect avatar for someone on this forum? Something so stunningly appropriate that it captures their essence?

You will need to play nice, of course. No steaming piles of horse dung. I don't want @Giverny having to come round tidying up your messes (although I do go a wee bit weak kneed at his avatar, so maybe he could look in occasionally...)

Anyway, you've probably worked out my selfish ulterior motive, by now.
I think my avatar is boring.
I can't decide on a better one.
Who do you think I really am?
I might even use it!

Please play nice

Ooooh, @Brunneria
@Giverny is a girl. So you are in trouble!

 

[Brunneria]

Ooooh, @Brunneria
@Giverny is a girl. So you are in trouble!

Oops!

Well, I can lust after her avatar, lol.

 

[Pipp]

Oops!

Well, I can lust after her avatar, lol.

Or quickly edit or delete your post?

 

[Brunneria]

Or quickly edit or delete your post?

But I can't do that - you've posted and quoted!

Oh dear. Foot, meet mouth.


See the importance of the perfect avatar?

Mind you, I'm safe with you, @Pipp , I love Morph, but not in that way.

 

[Pipp]

But I can't do that - you've posted and quoted!

Oh dear. Foot, meet mouth.


See the importance of the perfect avatar?

Oooops, I could delete too,

 

[Brunneria]

Oooops, I could delete too,

No, let's leave it.

I'm sure that no one will notice.

Just act natural.
Er... innocent...
Er... try not to look too guilty.

 

[Scandichic]

No, let's leave it.

I'm sure that no one will notice.

I think you might be a bit of a fox in secret so what about Jessica Rabbit or Betty Boop?

 

[Pipp]

For @Brunneria

 

[Brunneria]

That is utterly awesome.

I'm lying in bed next to Mr B, laughing as silently as possible and trying not to wake the poor man up - he has work at 4am.

You are evil!

Perhaps you should morph into this:

 

[Brunneria]

I think you might be a bit of a fox in secret so what about Jessica Rabbit or Betty Boop?

Ooh!
Me, a foxy lady?
That is soooo flattering!
* bustling off to look at Jessica Rabbit pics *

 

[Pipp]

That is utterly awesome.

I'm lying in bed next to Mr B, laughing as silently as possible and trying not to wake the poor man up - he has work at 4am.

You are evil!

Perhaps you should morph into this:
View attachment 6759

You know me so well!

 

[Pipp]

Ooh!
Me, a foxy lady?
That is soooo flattering!
* bustling off to look at Jessica Rabbit pics *

No @Brunneria, @Scandichic meant me!

 

[Scandichic]

Well girls! Mr Scandi is about to get a black eye! I showed him this thread, saying I hope Brunneria doesn't think I'm a middle aged, overweight old bag and he said, and I quote, " F*** me! It's you! It's perfect! Not only does it look like you but she really is a blonde, Swedish looking middle aged old bag! Actually, I think it could be two black eyes! Bloody cheek! He is giggling to himself as we speak!

 

[Pipp]

Well girls! Mr Scandi is about to get a black eye! I showed him this thread, saying I hope Brunneria doesn't think I'm a middle aged, overweight old bag and he said, and I quote, " F*** me! It's you! It's perfect! Not only does it look like you but she really is a blonde, Swedish looking middle aged old bag! Actually, I think it could be two black eyes! Bloody cheek! He is giggling to himself as we speak!

Aw, spare him. He never mentioned the avatar's big nose.

 

[Scandichic]

@Brunneria
How about this? I think it's perfect! Bad to the core

 

[Scandichic]

Aw, spare him. He never mentioned the avatar's big nose.

Yes he did! Said mine was bigger! Where'd I put that frying pan! Lol! Good job he's just brought me a cup of coffee!

 

[Brunneria]

Well girls! Mr Scandi is about to get a black eye! I showed him this thread, saying I hope Brunneria doesn't think I'm a middle aged, overweight old bag and he said, and I quote, " F*** me! It's you! It's perfect! Not only does it look like you but she really is a blonde, Swedish looking middle aged old bag! Actually, I think it could be two black eyes! Bloody cheek! He is giggling to himself as we speak!

Oh dear, um... Scrabbling around to try and fill in the chasm that has opened under my feet...
But your avatar is lovely! It's a strong woman, of Scandinavian appearance, clearly willing to fight for anything she feels strongly about. And blue. Blue like a... a... blue Scandinavian sky. And very naturally blonde too.

Um... Do you think this thread might have been a bad idea? I don't seem to be covering myself with glory here.

 

[Scandichic]

Oh dear, um... Scrabbling around to try and fill in the chasm that has opened under my feet...
But your avatar is lovely! It's a strong woman, of Scandinavian appearance, clearly willing to fight for anything she feels strongly about. And blue. Blue like a... a... blue Scandinavian sky. And very naturally blonde too.

Um... Do you think this thread might have been a bad idea? I don't seem to be covering myself with glory here.

 

[Pipp]

Here is one for Scandi sorting Mr Scandi.