Pilgrim22
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- Type of diabetes
- LADA
- Treatment type
- Insulin
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- animal cruelty
Yesterday I was at my local Asda buying a large bag of Purina dog food
for my loyal pet, Elsa, the Wonder Dog.
I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 3
stone before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that
it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.(I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's rear end and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
Asda won't let me shop there anymore.
for my loyal pet, Elsa, the Wonder Dog.
I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 3
stone before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that
it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.(I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's rear end and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
Asda won't let me shop there anymore.
