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<blockquote data-quote="Pilgrim22" data-source="post: 743520" data-attributes="member: 37200"><p>Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, </p><p>"Ihe Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone.</p><p>I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."</p><p>The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology.</p><p>Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said "Now, just a minute </p><p>mate, hear my side of it.</p><p>This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late.</p><p>Without breakfast I hurried out to the car,</p><p>to realise I'd locked the house with house and car keys inside. I</p><p>had to break a window to get my keys."</p><p>"Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.</p><p>About three streets from the store, I had a flat tyre."</p><p>"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.</p><p>I started waiting on these people,</p><p>all the time the **** phone never stopped ringing."</p><p>"Then I had to break open a bag of pound coins </p><p>against the cash register drawer to give change,</p><p>and they spilled all over the floor</p><p>I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up </p><p>the pound coins and the phone was still fk ringing.</p><p>When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,</p><p>which made me stagger back against a showcase with </p><p>bottles of expensive perfumes on it.</p><p>Half of them hit the floor and broke."</p><p>"Meanwhile, the phone is still fk ringing with no let up,</p><p>and I finally got to answer it.</p><p>It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.</p><p>And believe me, mate, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pilgrim22, post: 743520, member: 37200"] Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "Ihe Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said "Now, just a minute mate, hear my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late. Without breakfast I hurried out to the car, to realise I'd locked the house with house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys." "Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. About three streets from the store, I had a flat tyre." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I started waiting on these people, all the time the **** phone never stopped ringing." "Then I had to break open a bag of pound coins against the cash register drawer to give change, and they spilled all over the floor I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the pound coins and the phone was still fk ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bottles of expensive perfumes on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still fk ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me, mate, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her." [/QUOTE]
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