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The SCREAM thread

I was NOT in your house, I was NOT creeping about and you were not in the shower,:wideyed: I just happened to find it on the internet :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

That's a blatant lie! See, I SAID there were fibbers on the internet! I know you were there because her 25 children (under 5) told me so!
 
It's only 23 children, some people just have to exaggerate!..:D

I know, it's scandalous isn't it? I mean to say, I only have 5, I was in labour for 12 days with each of them, between 17 and 26lbs they were but you don't get me making up stories about it!
 
F'ing FIREWORKS.....don't see the need even at midnight but it's only 5pm for goodness sakes.....dogs are only just having their teas with added Valerian....
 
F'ing FIREWORKS.....don't see the need even at midnight but it's only 5pm for goodness sakes.....dogs are only just having their teas with added Valerian....
Same here bloody nightmare! Mind you with the adaptil and feliway plugged in, I'm sure its me who is slowly sliding down the sofa not the four legs!!! :eek:
 
It the outside dogs it bothers most and adaptil isn't suitable unless I got the collars.....if you're chilled dogs and cats will pick that up from you :) fortunately that lot was short- lived

You know if anyone ever tells me they've had a sh*tty day I will asked them if they had to clean the dog and car (before coming home from vets; had to shampoo 6 puddles of it off the kitchen carpet on arriving home from vets; had to clean BOTH boots off with the mop having stood in 2 dollops on the path cos the light went off coming back up the garden and the other sensor didn't kick in soon enuf!!!! Ah, well, muck for luck
 
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It the outside dogs it bothers most and adaptil isn't suitable unless I got the collars.....if you're chilled dogs and cats will pick that up from you :) fortunately that lot was short- lived

You know if anyone ever tells me they've had a sh*tty day I will asked them if they had to clean the dog and cat (before coming home from vets; had to shampoo 6 puddles of it off the kitchen carpet on arriving home from vets; had to clean BOTH boots off with the mop having stood in 2 dollops on the path cos the light went off coming back up the garden and the other sensor didn't kick in soon enuf!!!! Ah, well, muck for luck
Now that's what I call a **** day! ;) xx
 
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