Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
Subject: Smartest man
AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT
ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, CELINE DION SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN LAS VEGAS SHOW
AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANE, SO CANADIANS
DON'T WANT ME TO DIE."SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, ROMEO DALLAIRE, SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A
DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE ARMY REGIMENT FROM THE PROVINCE OF
QUEBEC." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, JUSTIN TRUDEAU SAID, "I AM THE PRIME MINISTER OF
CANADA AND I HAVE THE NICEST HAIR AND AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE
HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE PRETTY ONE'. SO HE
GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, AN ORDAINED MINISTER, SAID TO THE FIFTH
PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLBOY, " DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY LITTLE
BOY"? AND THEN, REMEMBERING THE SECURITY CAMERA WOULD LIKELY SURVIVE
THE CRASH SAID "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I
COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE.
"THE LITTLE BOY SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, FATHER. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT
FOR YOU. CANADA'S SMARTEST PRIME MINISTER took my backpack
AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT
ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, CELINE DION SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN LAS VEGAS SHOW
AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANE, SO CANADIANS
DON'T WANT ME TO DIE."SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, ROMEO DALLAIRE, SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A
DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE ARMY REGIMENT FROM THE PROVINCE OF
QUEBEC." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, JUSTIN TRUDEAU SAID, "I AM THE PRIME MINISTER OF
CANADA AND I HAVE THE NICEST HAIR AND AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE
HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE PRETTY ONE'. SO HE
GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, AN ORDAINED MINISTER, SAID TO THE FIFTH
PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLBOY, " DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY LITTLE
BOY"? AND THEN, REMEMBERING THE SECURITY CAMERA WOULD LIKELY SURVIVE
THE CRASH SAID "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I
COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE.
"THE LITTLE BOY SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, FATHER. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT
FOR YOU. CANADA'S SMARTEST PRIME MINISTER took my backpack
