Pilgrim22
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Murphy buys a talking budgie for £100. On Tuesday he is back in the pet shop. ‘’This budgie hasn’t said a word yet’’.
The guy asks, ‘’Does he talk once he gets off his swing ?, as he won’t talk without one’’. Murphy buys a swing for £25.
Wednesday he is back, ‘’The bird has said f**k all yet’’.
Does he talk once he looks in the mirror’’?. Murphy buys a mirror £25.
Come 2 weeks later, Murphy has been back to the shop 10 times, and is now the proud owner of over £250 of toys and accessories to help get the budgie to talk.
He is back in the shop on Saturday morning. ‘’This bird is now dead after just having him 2 weeks’’, he tells the pet shop guy.
‘’Did he talk before he died asked the guy.
‘’Yes’, Murphy said, ‘’At last he did’’.
‘’What did he say then’’?, the guy asked him.
Murphy told him, ‘’He said, Don’t them b******ds sell food in that f**king shop’’......!!!!
The guy asks, ‘’Does he talk once he gets off his swing ?, as he won’t talk without one’’. Murphy buys a swing for £25.
Wednesday he is back, ‘’The bird has said f**k all yet’’.
Does he talk once he looks in the mirror’’?. Murphy buys a mirror £25.
Come 2 weeks later, Murphy has been back to the shop 10 times, and is now the proud owner of over £250 of toys and accessories to help get the budgie to talk.
He is back in the shop on Saturday morning. ‘’This bird is now dead after just having him 2 weeks’’, he tells the pet shop guy.
‘’Did he talk before he died asked the guy.
‘’Yes’, Murphy said, ‘’At last he did’’.
‘’What did he say then’’?, the guy asked him.
Murphy told him, ‘’He said, Don’t them b******ds sell food in that f**king shop’’......!!!!
