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<blockquote data-quote="WhitbyJet" data-source="post: 349241" data-attributes="member: 35964"><p>Tesco burgers, low in fat, high in Shergar</p><p></p><p>Tesco burgers give you the trots</p><p></p><p>Will Tescos now be saddled with a bad reputation?</p><p></p><p>Did you know Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers</p><p></p><p>It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat</p><p></p><p>Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...</p><p></p><p>I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose</p><p></p><p>I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient</p><p></p><p>They're on the shelves but not furlong</p><p></p><p>Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof</p><p></p><p>This ascot to be wrong</p><p></p><p>I had a Tesco burger last night, woke up this morning with a bit inbetween my teeth</p><p></p><p>Tesco: So hungry you could eat a horse? We've got you covered</p><p></p><p>What kind cheese do Tesco use in their cheese burgers.....mascapony</p><p></p><p>Traces of zebra found in tesco's barcodes ......</p><p></p><p>To be fair, I've eaten these burgers and they're o.k if you add a little salad-dressage or side-saddle dressing.</p><p></p><p>From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy</p><p></p><p>So you CAN make money flogging a dead horse.</p><p></p><p>Luckily I didn't eat the burgers, I gave them to the neigh-bours</p><p></p><p>Just had a burger in Tescos, lady said 'Do you want anything on it?'</p><p>I said, 'A fiver each way' - would be funnier if you'd put a pony each way!</p><p></p><p>Got home, said to George, haven't we got some of those Tesco burgers in the fridge?</p><p>She opened the door and said,'They're off'</p><p></p><p>A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.</p><p></p><p>I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.</p><p></p><p>Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony!</p><p></p><p>There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WhitbyJet, post: 349241, member: 35964"] Tesco burgers, low in fat, high in Shergar Tesco burgers give you the trots Will Tescos now be saddled with a bad reputation? Did you know Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table... I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient They're on the shelves but not furlong Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof This ascot to be wrong I had a Tesco burger last night, woke up this morning with a bit inbetween my teeth Tesco: So hungry you could eat a horse? We've got you covered What kind cheese do Tesco use in their cheese burgers.....mascapony Traces of zebra found in tesco's barcodes ...... To be fair, I've eaten these burgers and they're o.k if you add a little salad-dressage or side-saddle dressing. From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy So you CAN make money flogging a dead horse. Luckily I didn't eat the burgers, I gave them to the neigh-bours Just had a burger in Tescos, lady said 'Do you want anything on it?' I said, 'A fiver each way' - would be funnier if you'd put a pony each way! Got home, said to George, haven't we got some of those Tesco burgers in the fridge? She opened the door and said,'They're off' A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable. I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres. Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony! There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course. [/QUOTE]
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