Pilgrim22
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Three women and three men are travelling by train to a football match, at the station, the three men buy a ticket each and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. "Watch and learn" says one of the three women.
They all board the train and the three men take their respective seats, but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train departs the conductor comes around colecting tickets, he knocks on the toilet door and says "tickets please". The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. the men see this happen and agree it's a clever idea. So, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see ,to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any tickets at all ! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one of the perplexed men. "watch and learn " answer the women.
When they board the train the men cram themselves into a toilet, and the women, into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on it's way , one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding, the woman knocks on the door and says "tickets please".
They all board the train and the three men take their respective seats, but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train departs the conductor comes around colecting tickets, he knocks on the toilet door and says "tickets please". The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. the men see this happen and agree it's a clever idea. So, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see ,to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any tickets at all ! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one of the perplexed men. "watch and learn " answer the women.
When they board the train the men cram themselves into a toilet, and the women, into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on it's way , one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding, the woman knocks on the door and says "tickets please".