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Three old ladies walk in a park

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3 old ladies walk in a park.
A man walks up and opens his trench to reveal his naked self .
The first old lady has a stroke
and the second old lady has a stroke.
The third one can't cause her arm isn't long enough.
 
hahahhaah I thought third one has died for a while!!!
 
Reminds me of the 3 nuns who died and were waitling at the Pearly Gates to be let in. St Peter came and said "As you are nuns, I must ask you some questions to make sure you are worthy of entry" He turned to the first nun and said "Who was the first woman" Oh that's easy, it was Eve" "Very good" said St Peter, "you may enter" He turned to the second nun and said "How many days did it take God to creat the world and everyting " The second nun said "It took six days and on the seventh day he rested" "Very good" said St Peter, "you may enter". He turned to the last nun, who was a mother superior and said "as you are mother superior I must ask you a much more difficult question "What did Eve say to Adam when she first met him?" Mother superior racked her brain for an answer and couldn't think what it might be "Oooo that's a hard one" she said "Correct" said St Peter "you may enter" ;)
 
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