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Tiger Woods

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger woods drives his Mercedes into a gas station station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in atypical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As hedoes so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?” asks the attendant."They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?"inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving,” says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus" says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"
 
lincolnwestfield said:
I thought there was more to this story but it was just about the Mercedes and Tiger woods nothing else..nothing about Golf.Anyways its humorous...
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Ha! you won't hear anything from me about golf... a good walk spoilt :D
 
Golf is a game involving two balls. One is several thousand miles in diameter, the other is 1.5 inches in diameter. The aim of the game is to hit the small ball without hitting the big one.
 
lrw60 said:
Golf is a game involving two balls. One is several thousand miles in diameter, the other is 1.5 inches in diameter. The aim of the game is to hit the small ball without hitting the big one.
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:lol: :lol:
 
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