Time to chicken out!

[leslie10152]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

Why did the ghost cross the road? He frightened off the duck and the chicken.

Why did the elephant cross the road? He ain't afraid of ghosts.

Why did the parapsychologist cross the road? All the ghosts were on the other side.

Why did I cross the road? After that joke I got thrown out!

 

[Jaylee]

Talking of parapsychology.. I've seen some weird X files stuff in my time.. Along with a a shared "experience" with dog, a horse. (Yes a horse) & two ex girlfriends.

The chicken crossed the road to avoid the low carber.. Drum roll!