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Pura Vida

Pura Vida

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For those who travel, often the best food is at a truck stop cafe.
I wonder what the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast as this guy did?



A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards."

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon

'Oh...OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'(I love this one!)

She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE
THE BLONDE
GETS EVEN!
 
Some relations had a vintage bus and went on a trip with a couple they know. They had decided to frequent transport cafés since finding somewhere to park the bus isn't easy otherwise.
At the café counter, they asked the wife of the couple what she wanted to drink. Apparently, the face of the young lass serving behind the counter was an absolute picture when the wife answered "Have they got Earl Grey?".
 
pdmjoker said:
Some relations had a vintage bus and went on a trip with a couple they know. They had decided to frequent transport cafés since finding somewhere to park the bus isn't easy otherwise.
At the café counter, they asked the wife of the couple what she wanted to drink. Apparently, the face of the young lass serving behind the counter was an absolute picture when the wife answered "Have they got Earl Grey?".
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That made me chuckle :hilarious:
 
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